just a sack of organs that cares far too much what other organ sacks think of me
i gave you my pon
but the very next day
you gave it a wei
Been waiting all year to reblog this.
Employer:So how qualified do you think you are for the job, sir?
reasons why wearing your sleeves over your hands makes you superior
1. it keeps ur hands warm
2. for some reason other people think it’s cute so that’s a mega bonus
3. when ur carrying something hot it protects ur hands from getting burned
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
Oops, I tripped an fell into some bleach.
Did you fall into some gorgeous too? Damn.
i got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week
The other two were due last week
shout out to people who are scared to call others out, whose hands shake when they try to explain what’s wrong, whose throats threaten to close up with thoughts of ‘what if i’m just overreacting’, whose hearts are pounding out of their chests because they just stuck their necks out for their beliefs, who have lost friends and respect and safety for aligning themselves with causes