donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck


tibets:

here’s a video of me

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

aobunz:

lcarkatvantas:

saradaktal:

U just want. Taco!

i think your dad might be going through his scene phase

its not a phase its who he is

aobunz:

lcarkatvantas:

saradaktal:

U just want. Taco!

i think your dad might be going through his scene phase

its not a phase its who he is

(Source: gillianjacobs)

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urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

thetechnicolortrenchcoat:

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

(Source: howunpleasant-moved)

thefrontporchuniverse:

neverkickthewinchesterangels:

deerpong:

OMG IT’S BACK

I didn’t know what to expect but now I’m physically crying

This would be me.

thefrontporchuniverse:

neverkickthewinchesterangels:

deerpong:

OMG IT’S BACK

I didn’t know what to expect but now I’m physically crying

This would be me.

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

beyoncebeytwice:

my brothers 13th birthday was yesterday and my gift to him was kidz bop 25 unfortunately my hilarious prank backfired bc my dad got him a new speaker system in his room which is right next to mine and he is currently blasting the kidz bop rendition of what does the fox say

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Chelsea Peretti

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19. Sophomore College Student. Mathematics/Statistics/Pre-Med. Personal blog. Interests / blog topics: animals, comedy, tv, movies, music. Blog currently (and forevermore) under construction. Ask always open for questions.

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